LM08 (Chapter 6) Activity: Primate Times Classified Ads1. Latin Lover seeks likeminded primate for days filled with arboreal bliss and eveningsfilled with the sound of sweet howls carrying across the forest canopy.2. African Queen seeks her King. I'm a shy, wide-eyed night owl looking for a good timewhen the sun goes down. I' II make your rhinarium wet.3. South Asian Ape looking to fulfill fantasy
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LM08 (Chapter 6) Activity: Primate Times Classified Ads
1. Latin Lover seeks likeminded primate for days filled with arboreal bliss and evenings
filled with the sound of sweet howls carrying across the forest canopy.
2. African Queen seeks her King. I'm a shy, wide-eyed night owl looking for a good time
when the sun goes down. I' II make your rhinarium wet.
3. South Asian Ape looking to fulfill fantasy of long term monogamous relationship with
a caring male. Come brachiate with me.
4. East Asian animal enjoys slow lumbers through the forest, swaying from tree to tree,
and long knuckle-walks on the forest floor. Send reply to “Clyde”
5. Shake your moneymaker! Out of work former organgrinder’s assistant seeks to lock
prehensile tails with other likeminded enthusiasts. I'm cute, hardworking, diurnal, and
enjoy my home in Central America.
6. Indian Rajah wants to rock your world. I'm sacred in my country; come worship me.
Vegetarians only need apply. Graduate of Colobine High School.
7. Do you long for the companionship of a strong, long-toothed cercopithecine to protect
you and your offspring on the wilds of the African savannah? Reply to Bob.
8. Don’t look before you leap! Lonely island-bound lady seeks males to vertically cling
and leap to my rescue.
9. I never thought I would find another haplorhine nocturnal South Asian such as myself.
Are you the dry-nosed prosimian of my dreams?
10. Handy maker of termite sticks is looking for someone with whom to share the fruits of
my labor. My termite mound or yours?
11. Frustrated by overzealous advances? Want the security of a monogamous or
polyandrous relationship? Try me! I may have claws and be a bit on the primitive
side, but my gum tree is open for business and I’ve always wanted twins.
12. Worried about your next date’s appearance? Try Loretta’s Grooming Service! My extra
long grooming claw, dental comb, and slow methods will work wonders with your
hair. South Asia area only. Evening appointments only, please!
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